Title: Men Comparisons
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Blog Entry: Men are like...... 1- Commercial s... Because you can't believe a word they say 2- Stains ... Because sometimes you have to rub them forever to get them off : 0 3- Kleenex ... They're disposible !! (awww that was mean!) 4- Horoscope s... They always tell you what to do and are usually WRONG !! 5- Laxitive s... They irritate the sh** out of you! 6- Weather ... nothing can be done to CHANGE either one of them. 7- Lawn Mowers ...If your not pushing one around, then you're riding one !!(Mmmm) 8- Cement ... After getting laid,they take along time to get hard. 9- Chocolate bars... They are sweet,smooth and they usually head right for your hips. 10- Mascara ... They usually run at the 1st sign of emotion 11- Bank Accounts... Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest! (Low blow to the non-ballers) 12- Government Bonds...They take sooooooooooo long to mature!! 13-Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are. 14- Used cars ... both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable. 15- Vacations... They never seem to be long enough. 16- Snowstorms...You never know when he is coming,how many inches you'll get or how long he will last! LOL! That was my personal favorite..Please feel free to add more or to comment on them. Trust me some of these Do NOT apply to ALL men but most of them.....
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